"You got a problem wit it?"

"Yeah that's right. I got the book. Jerked myself silly last night. Then today I threw a rubber on and went nuts. Fucked myself doggie-style. Huh? You got a problem wit it?"

Can't Stop Touching Self

Oh...wOw...this is the most I've masturbated since reform school. I still haven't finished reading Enrique's Motor Lodge Room #22. I am stuck on All and Everything by M. P. Powers. I've read it at least sixty times. Which means I have diddled myself to multiple orgasm at least that many times in the past five days. I guess I should give Dr. Drew a call. This can't be healthy!

~Kaci Jo Blevins, actress/model/singer/dancer

Review of EMLR#22

This book (EMLR#22) is a beautiful Oriental rug with little anchovy hairs all over it. It's like being drunk on lime rickeys and luxuriating on a sexy pair of creme anglaise thighs. It might even be a soi-disant glassmarimba player moonlighting as a snuffrosedragonqueen. There is nothing in this book that will help you distinguish the gospel organists from the church robbers. It is a purple-flowered toothwort.

The Book To Buy

You will want to buy Enrique's Motor Lodge Room #22. You will devour it with or without tabasco sauce. You may or may not wash it down with cerveza frio. You will review it with much glow. You will buy copies of this book for friends and foes, hair technicians and auto mechanics. It is that bueno.